HouseofGlassII

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( EAW intro plays )

 

Narrator: Everybody has a breaking point …

 

( Highlights play of previous Glass Wallz matches, namely Y2Impact vs. RRS on Dynasty in 2009, RRS vs. ADV at HOG 2011 and RRS vs. CC at Dynasty vs. Showdown )

 

Narrator: Breaking Points decide how far you are willing to go in order to make it to the top…

 

( Highlights begin to play of Devan Dubian burning MosesX alive, of Eddie Mack gutting it out after getting stabbed with a broken beer bottle and a tireiron and of the brawl on the streets between Cameron Ella Ava and Sasha Fierce )

 

Narrator: Breaking Points decide how far you are willing to go in order to defeat your enemy…

 

( Highlights play of Ashten Cross invading shows, taking out production crew members and throwing WWEFan off the balcony and through a table )

 

Narrator: Breaking Points will separate the weak from the strong …

 

( Highlights play of Prince of Phenomenal successfully defending his title against ADV, HBB, Hawk and others along with Colin Kaline getting him arrested )

 

Narrator: Breaking Points will drive you to go places you’ve never been before …

 

( Highlights play of Y2Impact and Heart Break Boy brawling, with Impact taking out Project E.G.O and both HBB and Impact on the Highlight reel from last month )

 

Narrator: Breaking Points can drive your envy to new heights …

 

( Highlights play of _#Hashtag Worthy sneak attacking The New Age Bandits, brawling on Clyde’s Corner and taking out The Enigmatic Creature on Dynasty )

 

Narrator: Tonight, those breaking points WILL be reached …

 

( Highlights play of Troy Conway at Territorial Invasion play with him being the sole survivor )

 

Narrator: NEW breaking points will be established …

 

( Highlights play of all the feuds on Dynasty from the draft to now that have shaped this entire event )

 

Narrator: And most importantly …Careers will prove fragile ….dreams WILL be shattered…

 

( The Camera pans into the Quickens Loans Arena to a red hot crowd as purple and red pyro shoots up from around the titantron, down the stage and ramp and to the turnbuckles as ‘Our House’ by Slaughterhouse blares throughout the speakers)

 

Stew: IT IS FINALLY HERE …THE MOST VIOLENT, THE MOST ANTICAPITED NIGHT HAS FINALLY COME …IT’S ALL THE DYNASTY FPV, HOUSE OF GLASS!! Rivalries, titles, careers and a WHOLE lot more tonight as every match will be held under a glass stipulation, blood will be spilled, careers will be shortened and the weak will be separated from the strong LIVE tonight here!

 

( The camera pans to the ceiling where the Glass Wallz is shown hanging )

 

Masters: And that will be our main event as Colin Kaline challenges the Prince of Phenomenal for the Answers World Championship inside quite possibly, the most brutal match in EAW’s history and this one promises to live up to the hype in one of the most personal feuds of the year that has seen family members get involved, I can’t wait for that one, I can’t wait for any of these matches Stew!

 

Stew: Lets get this show on the road!!

 

( The camera pans to ringside with the ring announcer standing outside the ring as the ropes are getting set-up with special ropes with glass superglued onto them )

 

Ring Announcer: The following contest is your opening bout and it is a glass ropes match for the EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING UNIFIED….TAG!!! …TEAM!! ….CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!

 

( The Unified Tag Team Championship graphic appears on the screen as the _#Hashtag Worthy vs. The New Age Bandits feud plays on the screen )

 

( Famous by Puddle of Mud plays as a long red carpet is thrown down the ramp as CJ Chaos walks out alongside Mathias, who is wearing a brand new rob and diamond encrusted sunglasses )

 

Ring Announcer: First, the challengers …they are the tag team of Mathias and CJ Chaos …HASSSSSSHHHHHHHTAAAAAAAGGGGGG WORRRRRRRRRTHYYY!!!!

Stew: Well an underrated feud that has been brewing on Dynasty for the past couple of weeks, Hashtag Worthy believed that they are the definition of what a tag team should look like and should be and have demanded that the New Age Bandits should hand them the titles!

 

Masters: They aren’t just all talk either, as Mathias has pinned Dark Demon, Mathias has taken out The Enigmatic Creature …they have beat up the champions, these guys know how to fight!

 

( Adrenaline by Shinedown plays as The New Age Bandits walk out to the ring with the Unified Tag Team Championships around their waist )

 

Ring Announcer: And their opponents ..they are the tag team of Zack Crash and Brian Titus, they are the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions….THEEEE NEEWWWWW AGGGEEEEEE BAANNNDDDIIIITTTTTTTSSSSSSS!!!

 

Stew: Whelp, these guys have proven to be a very reliable team although they enter into unknown territory tonight inside the glass ropes match …as you can already see, there are not regular ropes and they have broken glass superglued onto them which essentially cuts out any running off the ropes as you can get cut from the glass!

 

Masters: That glass on the ropes is RAZOR SHARP! This is definitely going to set the entire tone for the evening and that is not going to be pretty!

 

Stew: Well remember, no tags are needed as it will be under free for all rules, the match ends by pinfall or submission!

 

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

 

Masters: These two teams quickly get under way as they all go for each other, Titus on CJ Chaos, Mathias on Zack Crash! …Crash quickly knees Mathias in the mid-section and sends a elbow to his head as Crash looks for A WHIP INTO THOSE GLASS ROPES!! But Mathias counters, sending a kick to the mid-section of Crash and hammering with a uppercut as CJ Chaos whips Titus into the turnbuckles, CJ Chaos now charges towards him but Titus with a boot to the face as Chaos stumbles backwards and Titus charges towards him but CJ Chaos grabs him and hits a OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX THAT SENDS TITUS FLYING HALF-WAY ACROSS THE RING!! …

 

Stew: Mathias now grabs Crash and whips him into the opposite corner, Mathias now charges towards Crash but Crash lifts Mathias up and DROPS MATHIAS CHEST FIRST WITH A FLAPJACK ONTO THOSE GLASS ROPES!! BAH GAWD!! MATHIAS’S CHEST HAS BEEN CUT BY THAT RAZOR SHARP GLASS!! …Mathias has cuts on his chest as he hangs by those ropes and Crash clotheslines Mathias over the top rope and to the floor! CJ Chaos now picks up Titus and DROPS TITUS WITH A PUMPHANDLE SL—NO!! Titus drops to his feet behind CJ Chaos and DROPKICKS CHAOS IN THE SPINE, WHICH CAUSES CHAOS TO STUMBLE INTO THE GLASS ROPES!! OUCH!!

 

Masters: Chaos is yelling in pain now as Crash carefully slides underneath the bottom rope to the floor and grabs Mathias by the hair and up and WHIPS HIM INTO THE NEARBY STEEL STEPS!! BUT MATHIAS LEAPS LIKE A CAT ONTO THE STEEL STEPS AND AS CRASH CHARGES TOWARDS HIM, MATHIAS LEAPS OFF WITH A FLYING ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO CRASHES SKULL!! Fantastic counter right there by Mathias as back in the ring, Brian Titus grabs CJ Chaos now and looks for a swinging neckbreaker but Chaos slips out as he shoves Titus away and Titus comes charging back for a clothesline on CJ Chao—

 

Stew: But CJ Chaos ducks underneath it and as Titus turns around CHAOS HITS A STEP-UP ENZURGI INTO TITUS!! Titus is on groggy feet as Chaos gets to his feet and grabs Titus in a waist lock as HE HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX AND TITUS IS SENT CRASHING INTO THOSE GLASS ROPES!! THE BACK OF TITUS’S NECK AND SPINE IS SENT INTO THOSE SHARP GLASS ROPES!! And Titus is BLEEDING from his back now as Mathias climbs onto the apron as he lifts Titus up and lifts Titus into the air …AND SUPLEXS HIM ONTO THE TOP ROPE!! THE GUT OF BRIAN TITUS GETS SLICED BY THAT RAZOR SHARP GLASS!! AND HE’S BLEEDING FROM HIS GUT TOO NOW!!

 

Masters: And Zack Crash is approaching his feet now but Mathias leaps from the apron with a DIVING CROSSBODY INTO CRASH!! BUT CRASH SIDE-STEPS AS MATHIAS CRASHES INTO THE BARRICADE!! Mathias is yelling in pain as he landed awkwardly there and Chaos walks over to the turnbuckle and rips off the turnbuckle pad as he exposes that steel and grabs Brian Titus up and drags him towards that turnbuckle and RAMS TITUS’S HEAD INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL TURNBUCKLE!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN AS TITUS IS BEING DESTORYED HERE BY CJ CHAOS!! BRIAN TITUS’S FACE IS CRIMSON WITH BLOOD, SO IS HIS SPINE AND GUT AS CJ CHAOS IS UNLOADING ON HIM!!

 

Stew: BUT CRASH SLIDES INTO THE RING AND SWINGS CHAOS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A FLIP BOTTOM!!! C4!!! IT CONNECTS ON CJ CHAOS AS CRASH GOES FOR THE PIN!!

 

ONE!!! …TWO!!!......NO!!!!!! NO!! MATHIAS BREAKS IT UP BY SMASHING A STEEL CHAIR WITH GLASS SUPERGLUED ONTO IT INTO CRASHES SPINE!!!

 

Masters: AND MATHIAS AGAIN SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR WITH GLASS ON IT INTO CRASHES SPINE, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! THE SPINE OF CRASH IS GETTING CUT OPEN!! …Mathias now opens that chair open as he grabs Zack Crash and places Crashes head in-between the chair flaps as he lifts Zack Crash up and oh no …MATHIAS IS GOING FOR A SWINGING NECKBREAKER WITH ZACK CRASHES HEAD STUCK IN THE FLAPS OF THE STEEL CHAIR WITH BROKEN GLASS BITS!!HE’S GONNA BREAK CRASHES NECK!!! BUT NO!! CRASH WITH ELBOWS INTO THE RIBS OF MATHIAS, WHO STUMBLES AWAY …BUT OUT OF NOWHEREE!! CJ CHAOS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE INTO CRASH!!!

 

Stew: AND…AND THE BROKEN GLASS THAT IS SUPERGLUED INTO THE CHAIR GETS DRIVEN INTO THE NECK, INTO THE THROAT OF ZACK CRASH!! DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY!!  Zack Crash gets that chair off his neck and he’s rolling in pain, he’s coughing up BLOOD and that is gotta be it as CJ Chaos makes the cover!

 

ONE!! …TWO!!! …NO!!! TITUS DIVES AND BREAKS IT UP!!!

 

Masters: These four men just won’t give up as Titus is slowly approaching his feet and he is just bleeding from everywhere but Mathias grabs him and BOOTS TITUS IN THE MID-SECTION …WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD!!! THE ST—NO!! TITUS MANAGES TO SHOVE MATHIAS INTO THE GLASS ROPES!!! THE SHARP RAZOR GLASS GETS STUCK INTO MATHIAS’S BODY!! HE’S STUCK AND HE’S HELPLESS NOW!! …Titus is regaining himself now, he’s a bloody mess but CJ Chaos from behind swings Titus around and NAILS HIM RIGHT IN THE KISSER WITH THE SUPERKICK!! THAT COULD BE IT STEW!!! WE’RE GONNA GET NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!

 

Stew: BUT!!!! FROM BEHIND, ZACK CRASH GRABS CJ CHAOS AND BOOTS HIM RIGHT IN THE MID-SECTION, CRASH NOW HOOKS BOTH ARMS OF CJ CHAOS ….CRASH TEST!!! THE CRASH TEST DIRECTLY ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR WITH BROKEN GLASS ON IT! OH MY GOD! CJ CHAOS IS DONE AS MATHIAS CAN’T HELP HIM, HE’S STUCK IN THOSE ROPES!!! AND CRASH HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!

 

ONE!!! ….TWO!!! …THREE!!!

 

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here are your winners and STIIIIILLLLLLLLLL EXTREME ANSWERS UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS …..THEEEE NEEEWWWWW AGGGEEEEE BANNNDDIIITSSS!!!

 

 

Masters: They’ve done it! The New Age Bandits retain their titles here tonight in a BRUTAL opener, they both it all on the line here tonight as the referee is cutting Mathias free now from those glass ropes and he doesn’t look pleased at all…

 

Stew: Crash is being handed his t—NO!! FROM BEHIND, MATHIAS STRIKES CRASH AND DRIVES HIM HEAD-FIRST INTO THE GLASS ROPES!!! THE TOP OF THE GLASS ROPES CUTS INTO CRASHES HEAD!!! Crash is down and rolls out of the ring as Mathias has this look of anger that I’ve never seen before as he turns to Brian Titus who is getting up and Mathias picks up that chair and WALLOPS IT ACROSS THE SKULL OF BRIAN TITUS!! MATHIAS NOW PUTS TITUS’S HEAD INBETWEEN THE FLAPS OF THE CHAIR WITH BROKEN GLASS ON IT …

 

Masters: WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD!! THE STUNNER!!! STUNNER ON THE CHAIR WITH BROKEN GLASS!! THE BROKEN GLASS GETS LODGED INTO TITUS’S NECK, INTO HIS THROAT!! HE MAY HAVE A BROKEN NECK, HE MAY HAVE INTERNAL BLEEDING IN HIS THROAT!! MATHIAS NOW STOMPS ON THE CHAIR, WHICH IS FORCNG THE BROKEN GLASS FURTHER INTO TITUS’S THROAT!! TITUS IS BLEEDING FROM HIS MOUTH PROFUSELY AS THE REFEREE IS PULLING MATHIAS AWAY!!

 

Stew: EMTS are rushing down here and Zack Crash is trying to slide back in as _#Hashtag Worthy bail out of the ring and Titus is not moving, blood is just free-flowing from his mouth and this is the second person within a week that _#Hashtag Worthy have taken out…

 

( Brian Titus gets carefully placed on a stretcher and wheeled up the ramp as Zack Crash slowly follows behind )

 

( Camera pans to Flashback walking into the Project E.G.O locker room as Cleopatra is getting into her referees gear, Demon and HBB are preparing for their matches and POP is shown sitting in a corner, staring at his title )

 

Jaywalker: What the hell is he doing here?

 

Flashback: I just wanted a interview, I hope that’s okay?

 

HBB: Does this look like the best time for an interview? No it doesn’t, so why don’t you get the hell out of here before I force you to get out of here.

 

Cleo: Now HBB, don’t be so mean …Max, I’ll gladly give you a few words for Cameron Ella Ava and Sasha Fierce. See, I don’t care who wins tonight, I don’t care if Cameron gets another title shot nor do I care if Sasha wants another failed attempt. I’m glad the referee tonight because now I can watch both of these dumb girls try to kill each other and you know what that is going to do? It’s going to give me even more of an advantage when I face them for their pathetic title shot.

 

Cleo: Neither of them have ever been on my level, no vixen ever has in the history of EAW. That’s why I defeated Jenny, that’s why I defeated Sabina, that’s’ why I beat and RETIRED The Heart Break Gal and I’ve already defeated Cameron and Sasha before and I’ll gladly beat any vixen that EAW wants to throw at me. I’ll beat your Kendra Shamez, your SG1’s, your Carries, ANYBODY. I’M ABOVE EACH AND EVEERRRYYYY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

 

Cleo: Infact, I could enter the males division and EASILY be the world champion, I’m above every single vixen in history, that’s why I made this title the E.G.O Vixens title and as far as I’m concerned, this match between Cameron and Sasha is pointless. It’s irrelevant because neither of them will ever take my title away from me. Fact.

 

Jay: And don’t worry POP, we’ll have your back tonight when you face Colin Kaline …

 

POP: No…no you won’t have my back.

 

POP: I don’t want any of you out there to help me, I don’t care if Colin starts kicking my ass, I don’t care if Colin handicaps me permanently for life. I don’t want any of you to help me, I don’t need help. I love all of you guys, I love Project E.G.O but I swear, if any of you come out there to help me, I’ll kick your ass myself.

 

Demon: But PO---

 

POP; NO. DON’T YOU GET IT? THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND COLIN, CASE CLOSED.

 

POP: It’s now or never for me …

 

( The camera fades to black )

 

( Territorial Invasion DVD out now )

 

( Camera pans back to ringside )

 

( The Cameron Ella Ava vs. Sasha Fierce feud plays, mainly highlighting their brawl on the previous Dynasty )

 

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is a TAPEI DEATH MATCH! The only way to win this match is via pinfall or submission and the winner will earn a future match against Cleopatra for the Project E.G.O Vixens championship.

 

( She Will by Lil Wayne plays as Cleopatra walks down to the ring in a referees gear )

 

Ring Announcer: First, making her way down to the ring, she is the special guest referee ….CLEOOOOOOOOPPAAAAATRRAAAAAAA!!!!

 

( Rumors by Lindsey Lohan plays as Cam comes running out to the ring in a marvelous silver and blue attire )

 

Ring Announcer: Introducing first! From Los Angeles, California... weighing in at 125 pounds... CAMMMMMMMMMMMMERRRONNNN ELLLLLAAA AAVVVAAAA!!!

 

( Masquerade by Nicki Minaj plays as Sasha comes skipping out to the ring, and then whips her hair around her head )

 

Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 130 pounds..... SASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHAAAAA FIIIIIIIERCEEEEEEEEEE!

 

( Cameron and Sasha walk over to the referee who hands them ace bandages, and they wrap them around their hands )

 

( Cameron dips her wrapped up fists into the glue for a few seconds, pulls out and rolls them over shattered glass )

 

( Sasha does the same, as both ladies wait for the referee to tell them to start )

 

( Ding Ding Ding )

 

Masters: Both ladies seem a little uncomfortable with this whole idea... BUT CAMERON CHARGES STARTS SENDING SOME FISTS ON SASHA FIERCES ARMS! There are already a few cuts, but Sasha screams and pushes Cameron into the ropes... AND CAMERON COMES BACK LOOKING FOR AN UPPERCUT! BUT SASHA DUCKS UNDER AND GOES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES... LEAPING FOREARM SMASH! I don't know if any of the glass made contact, but overall that was a good move! Sasha Fierce gets back up and grabs Cameron by her hair, and she yanks her up and smashes her back down, face first! This whole idea and concept is cruel, but we haven't seen much blood.. yet... Sasha Fierce goes over and tosses Cameron Ella Ava into the corner, and starts sending chest chops... TO HER NECK! THERE A FEW MINOR CUTS AS CAMERON STARTS BLEEDING A LITTLE BIT, BUT OUT OF NOW WHERE CAMERON WITH A BRUTAL RIGHT HAND! Sasha falls to the mat as blood is trickling down her cheek, and Cameron gets on the top turnbuckle... AND CAMERON ELLA AVA WITH A GLORIOUS MISSILE DROPKICK AS SASHA GETS UP! Cameron gets up and mocks Cleopatra... But she doesn't seem impressed at all as she starts brushing her hair.... Cameron is enraged by the credit she isn't receiving as she picks her up..

 

Stew: AND AS SOON AS SHE PICKS HER UP, SASHA COMES SMASHING OUT WITH A HIGH ROUNDHOUSE TO CAMERON'S HEAD! Cameron immediately falls onto the ropes as Sasha Fierce goes charging for a clothesline... BUT CAMERON DROPS THE TOP ROPE AND SASHA ALMOST GOES FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT SHE STOPS HERSELF, CAMERON QUICKLY TRIPS HER! AND THEN... CAMERON WITH A LEG DROP! Cameron lets out a high-pitched scream as she starts sending rights and lefts all over the face of Sasha Fierce, and Sasha is screaming in pain as blood starts dripping rapidly! Cameron rolls Sasha over onto her back, as Cameron slowly lands the back of her hand on Sasha's back... AND SHE STARTS GRINDING HER ARM BACK AND FORTH! SHE IS BASICALLY SANDING SKIN OFF OF SASHA FIERCE'S BACK! AND SASHA IS SCREAMING AS BLOOD AND SCRAPES ARE EVERYWHERE! Cameron finally stops, and sends a wink over to Cleopatra as she starts to hook the leg of Sasha Fierce, and Cleopatra starts to count!

 

ONEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

 

Masters: AND CLEOPATRA STOPS TO SCRATCH HER BACK, AND SHE IS GRINNING AT CAMERON ELLA AVA! Cameron is enraged as he yanks Sasha Fierce to her feet, and starts sending those evil punches to her face again, and Sasha ends up in the corner... Cameron Ella Ava begins to pick her up, and sets her on the top turnbuckle.... SHE IS LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX! BUT OUT OF NO WHERE SASHA FIERCE SENDS A PUNCH RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES AS CAMERON FALLS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Cameron lands on her feet but she is still very dizzy and bleeding heavily, maybe even broke her nose... AND SASHA FIERCE LEAPS FOR A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE... OH MY GOD! THAT COULD LITERALLY END THE MAT--- CAMERON ELLA AVA OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A BRUTAL UPPERCUT IN MID AIR! BLOOD WENT FLYING AND NOW SASHA FIERCE IS BLEEDING LIKE A PIG HERE, AND CAMERON ELLA AVA HOOKS THE LEG ONCE AGAIN... CLEOPATRA DROPS TO THE MAT AND STARTS COUNTING!

 

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!! ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

Stew: AND CLEOPATRA STOPS AS SHE GOES OVER TO TEXT SOMEONE... PROBABLY TROY! Cameron Ella Ava is just getting purely enraged here as she starts hammering down some fists down onto Sasha Fierce's back, but Sasha is almost unresponsive! Cameron Ella Ava finds this humorous as she picks up Sasha and leans her over in the corner... And Cameron backs up a few steps... AND SHE CHARGES.. BUT OUT OF NO WHERE SASHA GOES FOR THE BEAUTY MARK... AND SHE JUST BARELY MISSED IT AS CAMERON ELLA AVA BASEBALL SLID OUT OF THE RING! Sasha must have been playing opossum because now she is going crazy as she goes springboard... AND CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY ON CAMERON ELLA AVA! Both ladies are down on the mat on the outside, as Cleopatra is taking pictures of herself on her phone! Sasha Fierce gets up and grabs a fan's root beer bottle, and breaks different shards of glass all over the top of the barricade... And Sasha grabs Cameron Ella Ava... AND STARTS RUBBING HER FACE ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE.... AND SHE FINISHES IT OFF WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD! Sasha pulls Cameron's head up as we see glass sticking into her face and blood being poured out like a hose!

 

Masters: This is just plain brutal as Sasha rolls Cameron Ella Ava back into the ring, and she follows up and hooks the leg, and Cleopatra drops to the mat!

 

( Cleopatra does nothing for a few seconds, then bursts out laughing )

 

Masters: That wasn't very smart as Sasha pops to her feet and starts screaming as Cleopatra! AND SASHA FIERCE SENDS A BACKHAND TO CLEOPATRA'S RIGHT CHEEK! Cleopatra is grimacing... or grinning... AND CLEOPATRA SENDS A SNAP KICK TO SASHA FIERCE'S GUT, AND SHE REELS HER IN... BRUTALITY! BRUTALITY! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER CONNECTS AS CLEOPATRA POPS TO HER FEET AND CLAPS AT HERSELF... BUT LOOK! CLEOPATRA TURNS AROUND... AND GETS MET WITH THE GODDESS' TOUCH FROM CAMERON ELLA AVA! CLEOPATRA FALLS TO THE MAT, AS CAMERON HOOKS SASHA'S LEG AND STARTS COUNTING WITH CLEOPATRAS HAND!

 

ONEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEE!!

 

( Ding Ding Ding )

 

( Rumors plays as Cameron pops up celebrating )

 

Ring Announcer: Your winner, and new number one contender for the E.G.O. Vixens Championship... CAMMERONNN ELLLAAAAAAAAAAA AVAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

Stew: Cameron does it! Cameron will face Cleopatra for the Vixens title and it is something that Cameron has been waiting MONTHS for! Cameron vs. Cleopatra, that’s gonna be a sl----

 

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vugzhSuOQs&feature=share&list=PL1CCB450E7C9C6917  plays on the screen )

 

Masters: WHAT THE !?!? THAT’S CHRISTY CRUISE!! CHRISTY CRUISE IS WALKING OUT HERE!! CHRISTY CRUISE HASN’T BEEN SEEN IN EAW SINCE NO REGARDS IN 2011 WHEN CAMERON ELLA AVA INJURED HER!! AND CAMERON EYES WIDEN IN FEAR!! Christy steps into the ring, smiling at Cameron who looks oddly at Christy, yelling at her, Cameron DOES NOT believe this as she goes to touch Christy but Christy PULLS HER IN AND DROPS HER WITH A TORANDO DDT!! CAMERON’S LAID OUT!!

 

Stew: And Sasha is slowly approaching her feet as Christy grabs her and LAYS HER OUT WITH A TORANDO DDT!! SASHA HAS BEEN LAID!! And Cleopatra is using the ropes to get up, Cleo said she could beat any vixen and she got her wish as Christy Cruise is standing right behind her with a dead cold, emotionless look on her eyes as Cleo turns and she sees Christy and her eyes widen, just like Cameron did as Christy closes in on Cleo and ….hugs her? WHAT THE?!?!

 

Masters: Cleopatra is laughing as they hug in the ring at the laid out Cameron Ella Ava and Sasha Fierce …Christy Cruise is in Project E.G.O?? E.G.O pulled out another trick from their sleeves, they just got strong with another addition to their already elite group! Goddamnit!

 

( Christy Cruise and Cleopatra leave the ring laughing as they walk up the ramp )

 

Christy Cruise: SWERVE …BITCH.

 

( Camera pans backstage to Devan Dubians locker room )

 

( WWEFan steps into the room )

 

Dub: Oh god, what now? (roll)

 

Fan: I just want to wish you luck out there before you face Cross…

 

Dub; I don’t need luck Fan, I have all the motivation I need with a future world title shot coming up when I win.

 

Fan: That’s what Mr.DEDEDE thought when he faced Kawajai that he didn’t ‘need’ luck and look what happened to him, he’s lying in a coma for gods sake! You need to be focused tonight, you need to make sure Cross can NEVER come back again.

 

Dub: I will…

 

Fan; THEN START ACTING LIKE YOU MEAN IT! START ACTING LIKE YOU CARE TO WIN FOR ONCE IN YOUR GODDAMN LIFE. THIS ISN’T ABOUT YOU, THIS IS ABOUT EAW. WE DON’T NEED MEDICORE EXTREMISTS LIKE HIM ON THE GODDAMN ROSTER, ROTTING AWAY. 

 

Fan: You BETTER win …You BETTER start caring Dubian, I can’t afford for you to act like your above everybody else because I remember full well what happened the last time you were in that mindset.

 

Fan: Remember …if Cross does win, you’re as good as fired :)

 

Dubian: Yeah, well maybe if you didn’t make him join the Enterprise in the first place, this wouldn’t be happening …this is YOUR fault, not mine. I’m just cleaning up your mess, as always.

 

( Dubian stands up and walks out of the room as Fan tries to control himself )

 

( The Eddie Mack vs. Hurricane Hawk feud plays on the screen )

 

( Ready or Not by Meek Mill plays as Hurricane Hawk walks down to the ring )

 

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a glass strap match and it is set for one fall! First, making his way to the ring …HURRRIICAANNEEEEEE HAWWK!!!!

 

( Rattling the Keys to the Kingdom by Hilltop Hoods play as Eddie Mack walks down with the CITV briefcase )

 

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, he is the 2012 CITV winner ….EDDIIIIEEEEEE MACCCCKKK!!!

 

( The referee tries a long strap with broken glass superglued onto it to Mack and Hawks wrists )

 

Stew: And Hawk charges at Mack but Mack boots him in the mid-section and hammers him with a fist, and another by Mack! Mack now wraps a part of the strap around his fist as HE PUNCHES HAWK IN THE JAW WITH THE BROKEN GLASS STRAP!! AND MACK AGAIN STRIKES AT HAWK, WHO STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES!! AND MACK LIKE A DAMN BOXER WITH THOSE FISTS, WHICH IS CUTTING INTO HAWKS BODY!! AND MACK NOW WRAPS THE BROKEN GLASS STRAP AROUND HAWKS THROAT!! HE’S CHOKING HAWK OUT WITH THE BROKEN GLASS!!

 

Masters: HAWK IS LOSING AIR, BLOOD IS QUICKLY COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH AS MACK APPLIES MORE PRESSURE!!! BLOOD IS POURING OUT OF HAWKS MOUTH AND MACK IS SMILING AS HE IS DAMN NEAR MURDERING HAWK!! And Mack now releases the hold as Hawk drops to the mat instantly and Mack now grabs him Hawk and LOCKS IN THE CLASSIC EXAMPLE WITH THE BROKEN GLASS STRAP!!  AND HAWK TAPS!! HAWK TAPS OUT!!

 

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

 

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ….EDDDIIIEEEEE MACCCKKK!!!

 

Stew: Well that was a WHOLE different side to Eddie Mack that I have never seen before …

 

Masters: And with this win, Mack might be looking to cash in the CITV briefcase soon, surely?!

 

( Camera pans backstage to Eve in the Interview room )

 

Eve: Ladies and gents, with me at this time …Y2IMPACT!!

 

Eve: Well I—

 

Impact: You what really grinds my gears Eve? How there is people on todays roster who just consider me a ‘main eventer’ but consider people like Jaywalker and Heart Break Boy ‘legends’. Have I not done enough to be considered a legend? Have I not done enough to be considered one of the greatest of all time? I’m a hall of famer, three time world champion, first triple crown winner, fastest person to win a world title …is that NOT good enough anymore??

 

Impact: I’ve retired Jaywalker, I’ve defeated Mr.DEDEDE, I’ve defeated CM Banks, I’m unpinned at the biggest event of all time but I’m only a main event? I mean really, when you ask who is the greatest of all time, you always get Mr.DEDEDE, HBB and Jaywalker…Then you get Mak, HRDO and Banks and then its always like ‘’oh yeah, Y2Impact is up there with CC and RRS’’, I’m a 3rd rate legend? IS THAT IT NOW?

 

Impact: I’m the most accomplished extremist in history, I’ve defeated todays stars, I’ve defeated past stars and more …I know I screwed up at T.I but have I not done enough to redeem myself since?? I’ve defeated everybody in my way, I should be up there with DDD as the greatest, I should be ABOVE him. Tonight I am making my mark as the Greatest of all time without a SHADOW OF A DOUBT when I defeat the Heart Break Boy and finally get this thorn out of my side.

 

Impact: I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company and won a title and I’ll be the best again when I defeat the ‘greatest of all time’ HBB.

 

Impact: I’m done.

 

( Camera pans back to ringside )

 

( So Appalled by Kanye West )

 

Stew: DDD?!?! DDD IS HERE!! MR.DEDEDE IS IN THE BUILDING!!!

 

Masters: HOW IS HE HERE? OH WHO CARES, MR.DEDEDE IS HERE!!!

 

( Welcome Home by Cody.B.Ware plays as Dark Demon walks out smirking )

 

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is a GLASS TABLES MATCH!! First making his way to the ring …..DARRRKKKK DEEMMMOOONN!!!!

 

Stew: That son of a bitch, he is mocking our chairman!

 

( Mercy by Kanye West plays as Troy Conway walks down to the ring )

 

Ring Announcer: And his opponent ….TROOOOOYYYYYYY CONNNWAAAYYY!!!

 

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

 

Masters: Both men lock up, Troy kicks Demon in the mid-section and whips him into the ropes, Demon returns as Troy hits off the ropes and goes for a roundhouse kick! But Demon blocks and knocks Troy down with a stiff elbow shot! Troy falls to the mat but tries getting back up but Demon with the MAFIA KICK!!!

 

Stew: BUT TROY WITH A LEG-SWEEP AND TROY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT!! BUT DEMON LIFTS HIS KNEES UP!!! Troy is rolling in pain as Demon is getting up and Troy is getting up but Demon with a SECOND elbow shot! And Demon no---(The lights turn off)

 

Masters: I believe we’re having technical problems….

 

( The lights come back on as a man is standing behind Demon )

 

Stew: WHAT THE??! WHO!?!? OH WOW…LOOK WHO IS STANDING BEHIND DEMON, MASTERS!! I NEVER THOUGH IT’D SEE HIM RETURN …IT’S ROBBIE V!! ROV!!!!!!! AND DEMON TURNS AROUND AS ROV BOOTS DEMON IN THE SKULL!! AND ROV PULLS HIM IN FOR A PILEDRIVER!!! ROV JUST PILEDRIVERED DEMON INTO THE MAT!! And ROV now drags Demon out of the ring and pulls off the padding and ROV PILEDRIVERS DEMON ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! OH MY GOD!!!

 

Masters: And Project E.G.O are running down here now! RoV hops the barricade and runs through the god, bah gawd almighty! Robbie V is back and he’s set his sights on Dark Demon!

 

( Highlights of the Ashten Cross vs Devan Dubian play on the screen )

 

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a GLASS TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH!! …If Ashten Cross wins, he will be REINSTATED to EAW, if Devan Dubian wins, he earns a FUTURE WORLD TITLE SHOT!

 

( Two Weeks by All that Remains play as Devan Dubian walks out )

 

Ring Announcer: First his opponent ….DEEEVVVAANNN DUBBBIIIAAAANNN!!!!!!!!

 

( The Camera pans into the crowd where Ashten Cross is shown walking from as he hops the barricade )

 

Ring Announcer: And his opponent ….ASSHHTEEENNNN CROSSSSSS!!!

 

( Ding! Ding! Ding!)

 

Masters: Cross and Dubian quickly begin trading fists! Cross boots Dubian in the mid-section and whips him off the ropes as Cross hits for a clothesline but Dubian runs underneath it as Cross turns, Dubian drills him with roundhouse kicks! …Cross now with forearms into Dubian and Cross grabs Dubian and throws him into the corner, Cross now with stomps into the mid-section of Dubian! Cross now with knife-edged chops as looks for a Irish-whip into the opposite corner but Dubian runs up the turnbuckle as Cross charges with him and DUBIAN WITH A CORKSCREW CROSSBODY INTO ASHTEN CROSS!! Cross goes down as Dubian instantly slides out of the ring and goes towards the ladders, chairs and glass tables and Dubian has a ladder in hand as he slides it back into the ring …

 

Stew: Dubian now grabs a glass table as he closes it and tries to bring it into the ring but CROSS IS ON HIS FEET AND CROSS CHARGES TOWARDS DUBIAN AND LEAPS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A HEET SEEKING MISSILE!! SUICIDE DIVE INTO DUBIAN!! HE CRASHES INTO THE BARRICADE!!…Cross lands on his feet as he takes a page from Colin Kalines book and Cross now taunts the crowd, especially the one highlighting Crosses FPV record and Cross now picks up a steel chair as Dubian is trying to get up and CROSS SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF DEVAN DUBIAN!! DUBIAN SLUMPS OVER THE BARRICADE AS CROSS AGAIN SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF DUBIAN!!

 

Masters: Cross now throws the chair down as he rolls back into the ring and grabs the ladder that Dubian brought in and Cross sets it up as he begins to climb the ladder but Dubian is slowly crawling into the ring and Cross quickly leaps down as he senses the danger and Dubian is on the apron, using the ropes to get up but Cross grabs the ladder like a battering-ram and CHARGES TOWARDS DUBIAN WITH THE LADDER!! BUT DUBIAN SIDE-STEPS AND LEAPS IN THE AIR WITH AN ENZURGI!! THAT CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE LADDER WHICH CONNECTS INTO THE FACE OF ASHTEN CROSS!! CROSS GOES DOWN!!

 

Stew: Dubian now drops to the floor and slowly approaches those glass tables, Cross has had head inbetween the bottom rope and middle ropes and Dubian picks up the glass table and THROWS IT DIRECTLY AT CROSSES HEAD!! THE GLASS TABLE BREAKS UPON IMPACT!! THE GLASS TABLE BREAKS INTO CROSSES FACE, WHICH IS BREAKING THOUSANDS OF PIECES OF GLASS INTO CROSSES FACE!! Cross is yelling in pain as Dubian slides back into the ring, he smirks at Cross who is clutching onto his face and Dubian now grabs the ladder and sets it up right under the contract as Dubian begins to climb the ladder, the chair shots from earlier affecting his steps but he’s moving up the ladder!

 

Masters: But Ashten Cross is fighting through all sorts of pain as he DIVES towards the ladder! And he knocks the ladder over CAUSING DUBIAN TO GO FLYING DOWN ONTO THE TOP ROPE GROIN FIRST!! Dubian is hurting on those ropes as Cross CHARGES AT HIM WITH A RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK! THAT KNOCKS DUBIAN DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR, HE LANDED AWKWARDLY THERE ON THE FLOOR!! And Cross follows him, Cross has glass stuck in his face but he doesn’t seem to care, he’s determined to get back his contract and he picks up Dubian as he RAMS DUBIANS HEAD INTO OUR TABLE!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!

 

Stew: Dubian falls back down as Cross undoes the top of our announcers table and rips off the monitor as Dubian is trying to get to his feet and CROSS SWINGS THE MONITOR INTO DUBIANS HEAD!! THAT CONNECTS AS THE MONITOR BREAKS INTO DUBIANS HEAD!! Dubian collapses to the floor as Cross regroups and slides back into the ring, Cross grabs the ladder and sets it up right below the contract as he goes to grab the contract, Cross IS CLIMBING THE LADDER!! STEP BY STEP!! HE’S GETTING CLOSER TO THE CONTRACT AS DUBIAN IS BARELY EVEN MOVING!! AND CROSS IS ONLY A FEW STEPS AWAY FROM THE CONTRACT NOW …

 

Masters: BUT LOOK!! WWEFAN IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!! WWEFAN IS RUNNING DOWN HERE AND SLIDES INTO THE RING, FAN IS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER!! FAN IS GOING TO DO ANYTHING THAT HE POSSIBLY CAN TO STOP ASHTEN CROSS FROM WINNING TONIGHT!! AND FAN THROWS FISTS INTO CROSS!! FAN IS UNLOADING ON ASHTEN CROSS!! BUT CROSS IS FIGHTING BACK WITH FISTS OF HIS OWN!! BOTH MEN ARE THROWING FISTS, 15FT HIGH IN THE AIR ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! FAN SEEMS TO BE WINNING THE BATTLE, BUT CROSS HEADBUTTS FAN IN THE FACE!! CROSS NOW GRABS FAN AND …HITS THE BOUNDARY BOMB!!! OFF THE LADDER!! THE SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! CROSS HIT THAT FROM 15FT AND FAN IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT WHERE THE BROKEN GLASS IS!!

 

Stew: AND FAN MIGHT BE INJURED!! GLASS IS STICKING INTO HIS BODY!! CROSS IS LAUGHING!! HE’S LAUGHING AT THE DAMAGE DONE TO WWEFAN!! Cross again gets to his feet as he begins to climb the ladder, Cross is only a few steps away from getting his revenge on EA—BUT NO!! DUBIAN JUST THREW A STEEL CHAIR WITH BROKEN GLASS SUPERGLUED ON IT INTO ASHTEN CROSSES SPINE!! CROSS IS STUNNED ON THE LADDER, HE’S GOT THAT CHAIR STUCK IN HIS BACK AS THE BROKEN GLASS IS PIERCING INTO CROSSES SPINE! AND DUBIAN LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE NOW AND DROPKICKS ASHTEN CROSS IN THE SPINE!! DUBIAN DROPKICKED THE CHAIR, WHICH CAUSES THE BROKEN GLASS TO GO EVEN FURTHER INTO CROSSES SPINE!!

 

Masters: AND CROSS FALLS 10 FT OFF THE LADDER AND DOWN ONTO THE MAT! Dubian is on his knees, he’s in massive pain and he’s bleeding from that monitor shot but he’s slowly approaching his feet and he looks at the glass tables on the floor and slides out as he grabs a glass table, he promised to end Ashten Cross and he’s going to do just that right now! Dubian opens up the glass table as the chair is still stuck in Crosses spine as Dubian hits a RUNNING GHETTO STOMP INTO THE CHAIR, WHICH FURTHER PUSHES THE BROKEN GLASS INTO CROSSES SPINE!! Dubian now lifts Cross up and dumps him down on the glass table …

 

Stew: And Dubian now begins to climb the 15ft ladder, grab the goddamn contract! Dubian is looking around the building, he can either grab the contract and win or finally finish Ashten Cross off and ….AND HE TAKES IN A BIG DEEP BREATH AND LEAPSSS!!!!! AIR BOURNEE OFF THE LADDER AND THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!! DUBIAN PUT ASHTEN CROSS THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! BOTH MEN ARE OUT!! WOW, WOW, WOW!! I’M SPEECHLESS!!!

 

Masters: But both men are down and out, neither is moving! Dubian is slowly crawling out of the broken wreckage, he’s got cuts all around his body as he inches towards the ladder! Dubian is crawling up that ladder, he can barely even walk as he slowly climbs the ladder! Dubian is inching his way up the ladder …he’s inching his way to getting anything he desires as he is half-way up the ladder now!! But Cross using any remaining strength in his legs KICKS at the ladder! Dubian is still inching to the contract but Cross manages to hit more kicks, I don’t even know how as he is still lying down and..THE LADDER TIPS OVER!! DUBIAN LANDS THROAT FIRST IN THE ROPES!

 

Stew: And Cross is inching to those ropes as he is slowly getting to his feet with the aid of the ropes as he turns around and …WWEFAN HAMMERS HIM WITH FISTS!! BUT CROSS KNEES HIM IN THE GROIN!!! FAN GOES DOWN AGAIN!! AND CROSS STUMBLES TO THE LADDER!! AND CROSS IS SLOWLY CLIMBING UP THE LADDER, INCH BY INCH, STEP BY STEP!! CROSS IS GETTING UP THE LADDER, HE’S AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!

 

Masters: BUT DUBIAN SPRINGBOARDS FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER!! HOW THE HELL?!? HOW IN THE LIVING HELL?!!?! DUBIAN IS THROWING FISTS AT CROSS LIKE NO TOMORROW, DON’T ASK ME HOW!! BUT CROSS FIRES BACK, BOTH MEN TRADING SHOTS LIKE NO TOMORROW!! AND CROSS RAMS DUBIANS HEAD INTO THE LADDER …BUT DUBIAN STRIKES BACK WITH A KICK!! AND CROSS AGAIN WITH MORE SHOTS INTO THE LADDER, DUBIAN IS GETTING WOOZY!!

 

Stew: BUT DUBIAN DOES THE SAME TO CROSS!! UNBELIEABLE!!! BUT CROSS RAKES THE EYES OF DUBIAN AND SMASHES HIM INTO THE LADDER …DUBIAN FALLS OFF THE LADDER!! NOO!!! AND CROSS PULLS DOWN THE CONTRACT!! NO!!!!

 

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

 

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner…..ASHHHTEEENNNN CROSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Masters: Goddamnit, Ashten Cross wins …Ashten Cross is back in EAW (no)!!!

 

Stew: Dubian gave it his best, he gave it everything he had but it was that cheating Cross, with the raking of Dubians eyes, that cost him the match..

 

( Camera pans backstage to Colin Kaline by himself in the interview room )

 

Colin: Tonights the night I beat the system…Tonight is the night I accomplish what DDD, Matt and Fan don’t want me to accomplish and tried their DAMNEST to stop me from achieving, the Answers World title. Tonight there will be no Mr.Insult or any other washed up extremist to take the fall like at PFP, there will be no never-was and never-will-be extremist like Scott Diamond to stop me ..it’s only me vs. POP.

 

Colin: POP not wanting E.G.O to help him is as dumb as Scott Diamond thinking that I didn’t carry him in Mutiny…Its as stupid as Dark Demon thinking that he was ever on my level, when he had to pin Mr.Insult to retain his title, Reasonable Doubt anybody? I’ve been held back for so long it’s not even funny anymore, I’ve been stopped from achieving my destiny and for what? Because I’m not an asskisser like Hurricane Hawk who gets to main event TWO FPVs since PFP??

 

Colin: There is no reason, I was the VERY FIRST DRAFT PICK FOR DYNASTY AND I’M NOT ‘GOOD ENOUGH’ TO MAIN EVENT MIDSUMMER MASSCARE, TERRITORIAL INVASION?? I HAVE TO WIN A GODDAMN TOURNAMENT TO GET THIS TITLE SHOT?!?!

 

Colin: But its okay because never fear, inside the Glass Wallz im at home and I’m going to destroy the Prince of Phenomenal, just like Eddie Mack did to him at last years House of Glass.

 

( Camera pans to black )

 

( Y2Impact vs. HBB feud plays on the screen )

 

( ‘New God Flow’ by Kanye West plays as The Heart Break Boy walks out )

 

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is a GLASS CRYPT MATCH! First making his way down to the ring ….THE HEEAAAARRTTTTTT BREEAAKKK BOOYYYYY!!!

 

( The arena turns to darkness as a large countdown clock appears on the screen )

 

5….

4…

3….

2….

1…

 

BOOM….

 

( The lights come back on with Jay-Z performing ‘Can I live’ on the stage as Y2Impact walks out )

 

Ring Announcer: And his opponent ….Y2IIIMMMMPPPPPACCCTTTT!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

 

Stew: Impact and HBB meet in the middle of the ring, years of matches, feuds and everything has boiled down to this, these two men are two of the greatest to have ever entered a ring and its about to end here …and It’s Impact who strikes first with a HEADBUTT right between the eyes of HBB! HBB stumbles backwards as Impact closes in on him, striking him with fists but HBB fights back instantly, slicing into Impact’s chest with knife-edged chops! HBB keeps on fighting as Impact stumbles back and HBB whips Impact off the ropes but Impact returns back with a LOU THESZ PRESS ON HBB!! SWIFTT RIGHTS AND LEFTS BY IMPACT INTO HBB!! IMPACT IS UNLEASHING MONTHS OF PENT UP RAGE INTO HBB!!

 

Masters: But HBB drives his knee directly into the mid-section of Y2Impact! Impact rolls off HBB who gets to his feet as Impact is approaching his but HBB with a running clothesline into Impact knocking him down, Impact pushes himself up to his feet but HBB is right there with more knife-edged chops to the chest of Y2Impact! HBB whips Impact into the turnbuckle now as he charges towards him but Impact with both feet up as HBB stumbles backwards and Impact charges out of the corner with a running clothesline! HBB now the one to his feet but Y2Impact with a missile dropkick to the face of HBB, HBB falls down to the mat and rolls to the apron as Impact hits off the ropes for a RUNNING BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK!! THAT KNOCKS HBB DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH A LOUD THUD!! …

 

Stew: Impact smirks as HBB is down on the floor and HBB is trying to pull himself up but Impact with ANOTHER Baseball slide dropkick that knocks HBB right into the barricade! Impact now quickly ascends to the top turnbuckle as HBB is regaining himself on the floor as Impact LEAPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ….FLYING CLOTHESLINE BY Y2IMPACT INTO HBB!! That knocks HBB down onto the floor as Impact is hammering fists into HBB’s face, Impact is not letting go of this! Impact finally gets off HBB as he quickly looks underneath the ring and pulls out a wooden table, Impact now rests that table by the ringpost as he goes back to HBB, lifting him up onto his shoulder and IMPACT CHARGES WITH HBB ON HIS SHOULDER, LOOKING TO POWERSLAM HBB THROUGH THE LEANED TABLE!!

 

Masters: BUT HBB DROPS TO HIS FEET BEHIND IMPACT AND SENDS A BOOT RIGHT INTO IMPACTS GROIN!! HBB NOW LIFTS UP Y2IMPACT AND DROPS HIM DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR WITH A BACK SUPLEX!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT ON THE FLOOR! HBB is trying to regain himself on the floor, breathing hard as Impact is clutching onto his back and HBB pushes himself to his feet and Impact is getting onto his hands and knees and HBB pulls off his belt from his jeans as HE WHIPS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE SPINE OF Y2IMPACT!! IMPACT IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! HBB IS WHIPPING IMPACT LIKE A FATHER DOES TO HIS SON AS BRUISES AND MARKS ARE FORMING ON IMPACTS SPINE!!

 

Stew: Impact is yelling in pain as HBB wraps the belt across the throat of Impact and BEGINS TO CHOKE IMPACT WITH THE BELT!! HBB IS TIGHTENING THE HOLD AS IMPACT IS LOSING HIS AIR SUPPLY!! IMPACT IS LOSING AIR AS HIS FACE IS LOSING COLOUR!! HBB IS CHOKING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF Y2IMPACT BUT IMPACT, OUT OF DESPERATION, SENDS A BACKKICK INTO THE GROIN OF HBB! That breaks the hold as Impact is regaining his breath and Impact grabs HBB by the hair and RAMS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!!!

 

Masters: Impact now picks up HBB’s belt as he slowly approaches towards HBB AND WHIPS HBB IN THE CHEST WITH THE BELT!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! HBB’S CHEST IS BEING CUT OPEN AS IMPACT IS MERICLESS HERE!! AND IMPACT NOW GRABS HBB BY THE HEAD AND DRIVES HIM SKULL FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!! Impact now begins to drag HBB up that ramp and towards the phonebox on the stage …But HBB is kicking at Impact, throwing desparte kicks into Impact, who stumbles backwards! HBB is getting to his feet slowly as Impact charges at him BUT HBB WITH A BACKBODY DROP!! AND IMPACT LANDS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP!!!

 

Stew: BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!! Impact is rolling in pain as HBB is slowly regaining himself and he begins to drag Impact further up the ramp, near the phonebox ...HBB has Impact on the stage now as he lifts him u---CODEBREAKER!! IMPACT WITH THE CODEBREAKER ON HBB!! HBB goes down on the stage as Impact is on his knees and he’s slowly lifting himself up as he grabs HBB by the legs and …SLINGSHOTS HBB INTO THE TITANTRON!!! HBB slowly turns around as IMPACT KICKS HIM IN THE MID-SECTION AND DRIVES HBB INTO THE STEEL STAGE WITH A DDT!! Impact now opens the phonebox as he goes to drag HBB into it…but HBB SENDS A KICK INTO IMPACTS GROIN!! IMPACT STAGGERS BACKWARDS, TO THE EDGE OF THE RAMP…

 

Masters: HBB is starting to get up as Impact goes after him but HBB WITH KNIFE-EDGED CHOPS!! IMPACT STUMBLES BACKWARDS, NEARING THE EDGE OF THE RAMP AS HBB CHARGES AT HIM!!! BUT IMPACT LEAPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH THE 2ND CODEBREAKER!! BAH GAWD!! AND HBB STUMBLES AND IMPACT DRAGS HIM INTO THE PHONEBOX …IMPACT LOCKS THE DOOR!! IMPACT NOW GETS INTO THE NEARBY CRAINE WHERE THE BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS IS…AND IMPACT FLICKS THE SWITCH!!! AND THOUSANDS OF BROKEN GLASS SHARDS BEGIN TO POUR DOWN ON HBB!!! OH MY GOD!!! HBB IS WAIST HIGH IN BROKEN GLASS SHARDS!!!

 

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

 

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner …Y2IMMPPPPPACCCTTTTT!!!

 

Stew: Impact must have cemented his status as one of the greatest of all time, what a damn match!

 

( Camera pans back to ringside where the entire fades to black with a red spotlight focusing on the Glass Wallz which slowly begins to get lowered down as ominous music plays in the back ground )

 

( A video package begins to play showing the Prince of Phenomenal on Showdown in early 2011 picking up countless wins )

 

ETR: Prince of Phenomenal definitely has a future in EAW, he’s gone 10-0 here on Showdown!...(The video package shows an interview from POP on Showdown)

 

POP: I want to prove that I’m the most suicidal and extreme person today …I want to raise the bar to a level never before …

 

( The video shows POP performing death-defining stunts at the CITV match at PFPIV )

 

WWEFan: He may have lost but …POP has stolen the show NUMBEROUS times tonight, he may have the most extreme moment of the year nominations after this! ….

 

POP: I wanna put the extreme back in Extreme Answerz Wrestling … (

Camera pans to MSM 3 where POP hits a Fatal Cross off a ladder onto Mr.Blood )

 

HYC: POP is the Age of Extreme champion! And I can’t think of anybody who is more extreme, who is more suicidal in EAW, in e-feds, than this man today!

 

( The video turns to the middle of the Grand Rampage match with POP climbing a ladder as Mack and Hessian down on a table )

 

ETR:  POP pulls out a 15ft ladder from under the ring and sets the ladder up on the Voltage announcer table and …he’s climbing the ladder! 

 

Fena: POP HIT A FATAL CROSS FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER RIGHT ONTO HESSIAN AND MACK ON THE DYNASTY TABLE!! ALL THREE MEN GO THROUGH THE TABLE!! OH MY GOD!! I’VE NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN THAT!! …

 

POP: But I want to prove that I’m the best all round extremist today, I’m not just a one trick pony …

 

 HYC: DDD NOW CHARGES AT POP AGAIN, BUT POP SIDE-STEPS AND TURNS DDD AROUND, SUPERKICK! DDD IS DOWN! POP HAS BOTH MR.DEDEDE AND CHRIS HESSIAN DOWN!!

 

POP: I want to be the best in this business … I know I can be on the level of DDD, HBB, Mak, Jay…

 

Stew: POP ROLLS ADV ONTO HIS FRONT AND SNAPS IN THE BBTS CROSSFACE AGAIN!!!! AND DA VINCI IMMEDIATELY TAPS OUT!!!!! POP WINS HIS FIRST WORLD TITLE IN THE MAIN EVENT OF PFP!!!

 

( Camera pans to the Mid-summer Massacre Main Event )

 

Stew: BUT POP ROLLS BACK OVER, AGAIN INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! HBB HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! AND HE TAPS!!! HBB TAPPED OUT!! IT’S OVER!! POP RETAINS!!

 

Colin Kaline: I am going to destroy the Prince of Phenomenal, mentally and physically …Just I destroyed Mr.Insult ( Highlights of Colin Kaline injuring Mr.Insult in march play ) …Just like I destroyed Scott Diamond ( Highlights of Colin Kaline injuring Scott Diamond on Dynasty play )…

 

Colin: I am going to save the entire EAW from Prince of Phenomenals Answers World Championship reign that has gone on for way too long …I’m sick of people like YOU walking around here with the world title without deserving it, without earning it

 

Colin: Not even his beloved wife can stand him… ( Highlights of POP getting arrested for ‘domestic violence’ outside of his home play ) …

 

( The Answers World Championship graphic appears on the screen )

 

( Virus by Story of the year plays as Colin Kaline struts down to the ring with Bella Mitchell and Colin checks the Glass Wallz before entering )

 

Stew: Well …here we are, the main event of this evening and it is going to be a barnbuster as Colin Kaline has made this match more personal than ever before …Colin Kaline has made this feud more personal by adding Bella Mitchell to this whole feud and he may very well have sealed his own fate tonight.

 

Masters: I don’t even know how to sum this whole thing up, it’s spiralled out of control so fast since Colin made it to Dynasty at the draft, he’s threatened Mr.DEDEDE, Matt Ryder and WWEFan to get a Answers World Championship match that he feels he should have gotten after he didn’t get pinned at Pain for Pride. He went after Eddie Mack’s Cash in the Vault to get a title shot and after that, he took out Scott Diamond just to get a title shot!

 

( The lights dim down as a gold spotlights form in the ring with the words ‘Notorious P.O.P’ written on it )

 

( ‘’Before the fall’’ by September Mourning plays as the Prince of Phenomenal walks out to the ring in a green hoodie with the image of Colin Kalines face when he lost at PFP )

 

Stew: And here’s the champion! Prince of Phenomenal is looking as focused as I’ve ever seen him tonight, he already demanded that no Project E.G.O members come out here to help him tonight and would even use violence on them if they did come out! POP has had an outstanding title reign so far, he’s made ADV tap, he’s made HBB tap, he’s defeated Hurricane Hawk, he’s defeated Scott Diamond inside a cage …

                                 

Masters: But tonight is a whole different story, POP said it himself …this is above titles, this is above achievements and whatever else they have done. These two just want to beat the living fuck out of each other and they have no better environment than the Glass Wallz for this and I think this favors POP more than Colin, POP can literally fling himself from ANYWHERE in those glass wallz…

 

( POP enters the Glass Wallz and hands the referee the Answers World Championship who raises it in the air and rings the bell, Ding! Ding! Ding! )

 

Stew: And we’re under way as both men slowly step out of the corner and begin butting heads already! Colin begins to trash talk POP but POP SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE AND BEGINS HAMMERING COLIN WITH FISTS!! POP IS UNLEASHING WEEKS OF ANGER INTO COLIN, POP’S RELENTLESS, HE’S MERICLESS AS HE THROWS PUNCHES THAT MIKE TYSON WOULD BE PROUD OF!! Colin stumbles into the ropes, with nowhere to go as POP drives a knee into his gut …

 

Masters: And POP grabs Colin by the arm and launches him into the ropes but Colin reverses, sending POP off the ropes as Colin looks for a clothesline but POP runs underneath it and dropkicks Colin in the spine which knocks him into the ropes! …POP now charges but Colin ducks and grabs POP FOR A FLAPJACK INTO THE GLASS WALLZ!! BUT POP GRABS ONTO IT AND BEGINS CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF THE GLASS WALLZ WHERE THE WEAPONS ARE LOCATED! …POP now pulls off a trash can lid but Colin grabs POP by the legs and tries to yank him down..

 

Stew: BUT POP LEAPS DOWN AND SMASHES THE TRASH CAN LID INTO THE TOP OF COLIN’S HEAD!! Colin slumps by the ropes, he looks like may have been knocked out as POP again swings this time ACROSS Colin’s face as he falls to the mat, on his hands and knee as POP is smirking, he’s enjoying this as he DRIVES the trash can lid into Colin’s spine! POP is really putting the damage into Colin as it’s been all POP here so far and POP walks over to the turnbuckle and places the trash can lid inbetween the middle and top turnbuckle…

 

Masters: POP now walks back over to Colin and lifts him up to his feet as POP RAMS COLIN’S HEAD INTO THE TRASH CAN LID STUCK IN THE CORNER! But Colin blocks, sending an elbow into POP’s face and POP stumbles backwards as Colin has a brief moment to regroup and POP now charges towards Colin BUT COLIN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!! AND THE FACE OF POP GOES SMASHING INTO THE TRASH CAN LID!! AND COLIN, SIEZING HIS CHANCE RAMS THE HEAD OF POP OVER AND OVER AGAIN INTO THE TRASH CAN LID!! A HUGE DENT IS ON THE TRASH CAN LID NOW!!

 

Stew: And POP just falls to the mat, he’s utterly motionless as Colin is regrouping and he begins to climb up this structure as he looks for more weapons, more ways to mane POP! …And Colin pulls down a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire, he takes down a bag too and drops it by the corner, POP is slowly approaching his feet as Colin descends down with the barbed wire 2x4 in hand and COLIN SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE 2X4 INTO THE MID-SECTION OF POP!! THE BARBED WIRE SLICES AT POP’S MID-SECTION AND COLIN NOW STANDS BEHIND POP AND BEGINS TO CHOKE HIM WITH THE BARBED WIRE 2X4!! THE 2X4 IS NOT ONLY CUTTING OFF POP’S AIR SUPPLY, THE BARBED WIRE IS SLICING HIS THROAT!!

 

Masters: AND POP IS YELLING IN PAIN, HIS THROAT IS GETTING SLICED O—BUT NO! POP THROWS HIS LEGS AT THE ROPES AND USES THEM TO LEAP FORWARD AND BACK, HITTING A SLICED BEARD STYLE MOVE!! AND WITH THAT, THE BARBED WIRE 2X4 HITS INTO COLINS MOUTH AS HE HIT THE MAT!!! …Absolutely phenomenal from POP who rolls to the ropes, he’s trying to catch his breath now and Colin rolls flat onto his stomach and as POP is using the ropes to lift himself up to his feet and POP grabs Colin by the head and lifts him to his fe---NO!!! COLIN STILL HAD THE BARBED WIRE 2X4 IN HAND AND HE DRIVES THAT INTO THE GROIN OF POP!! OH MY DEAR GOD!!!

 

Stew: And POP drops to his knees, he’s in MASSIVE pain that I’m sure almost every man here and watching at home knows as Colin is slowly pushing himself to his feet and he grabs POP up onto his shoulders and CHARGES TOWARDS THE GLASS WALLZ!! BUT POP DROPS DOWN ONTO HIS FEET IN DESPERATION AND MISSILE DROPKICKS COLIN IN THE SPINE!! Colin falls into the ropes as POP is regaining his strength and POP charges at Colin, connecting with a running clothesline that sends Colin over the top rope and down in-between the glass wallz and the ring ropes! …POP is regaining himself, holding onto his groin and his throat as he is breathing hard, same with Colin on the apron …

 

Masters: Colin is pulling himself by those ropes as POP, with a look of sheer desperation and anger gets to his feet and CHARGES TOWARDS COLIN …RUNNING SHINNING WIZARD!! SHINNING WIZARD OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO COLIN!! AND BOTH MEN GO RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS WALLZ!! THEY BROKE A HUGE GAP IN THE GLASS WALLZ AS BOTH POP AND COLIN ARE LYING IN THOUSANDS OF PIECES OF BROKEN GLASS!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!! THAT WAS …WAS INSANE!! POP JUST SACRIFIED HIS ENTIRE BODY TO HURT COLIN!! AND BOTH MEN ARE MOTIONLESS ON THE FLOOR NOW!! ( A Replay gets shown )

 

 

Stew: Well remember, that wall DIDN’T break down but it has a huge hole in the middle of it and POP out of sheer instincts drapes an arm over Colins chest! But there is no counts on the floor! POP would have had this match won if there was as Colin is bleeding, he’s cut on his arms which is bleeding and POP is slowly getting onto his hands and knees, glass is getting crushed into POP’s hand but LOOK! BELLA MITCHELL JUST SWUNG A ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO POP’S SKULL!! THE HEEL OF BELLA’S BOOTS CONNECTS INTO POP’S HEAD!! POP is down and out as he is lying on his stomach on that glass, which is piercing into his body …Bella now tries to help Colin get up, slowly helping him up to his feet as Colin falls back to the barricade.

 

 

Masters: And Colin now slowly checks underneath the ring as he pulls out a 15ft ladder and he bridges it between the glass wallz and the ring apron! Colin now lifts POP up into a suplex position and SUPLEXS POP DOWN RIGHT ONTO THE BRIDGED LADDER!! POPS SPINE GETS CRUNCHED INTO THE LADDER! POP falls to the floor as Colin lifts POP up and drags him back in to the Glass Wallz through the door as Colin instantly goes for the pin!

 

ONE!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!! NO POP KICKS OUT!!

 

Stew: Colin now climbs back up the Glass Wallz as he pulls down a pizza slicer and drops back down to the mat, POP is slowly trying to get back up as COLIN SLICES HIM WITH THE PIZZA SLICER ACROSS THE ARM!! AND BLOOD GUSHES OUT OF POPS ARM RAPIDLY!! AND COLIN SLICES IT ACORSS POPS CHEST!!! AND BLOOD GUSHES OUT OF POPS CHEST NOW!!! AND COLIN NOW GRABS POP AND RUNS DRIVING HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE TRASH CAN LID SET UP IN THE CORNER!!! POP’S A BLOODY MESS!! Colin is stomping on POP, he’s lost his freaking mind here as he grabs POP by his legs and turns him to face the corner of the Glass Wallz …

 

Masters: AND COLIN CATAPULTS POP INTO THE GLASS WALLZ!!! BUT POP LANDS ON THE TURNBUCKLE, REMARKABLE AS COLIN CHARGES BUT POP KICKS HIM IN THE FACE AND HITS A MOONSAULT! MOONSAULT OUTTA NOWHERE!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! And POP rolls onto his back, his torso is drenched in blood already from that Pizza Slicer and Colin is already trying to push himself up, POP is on all fours as Colin is getting up and Colin grabs POP U----POP PICKS UP THE PIZZA SLICER AND SWINGS IT ACROSS COLINS LEG!!! OH MY GODD!! BLOOD IS GUSHING OUT OF COLINS LEG!!

 

Stew: AND POP GRABS THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4, STILL ON HIS KNEES, AS HE SWINGS IT INTO THE WOUND ON COLINS LEG!! INFLICTING MORE DAMAGE!!! AND AGAIN BY POP AS COLIN STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES, COLINS ON ONE LEG!!! AND POP IS GETTING TO HIS FEET, HE’S RUNNING PURELY ON EMOTIONS NOW AS HE CHARGES AT COLIN AGAIN!!! BUT COLIN WITH THE BACKBODY DROP!!! AND POP GOES SPINE FIRST THROUGH THE GLASS WALLZ AND THROUGH THE BRIDGED LADDER THAT WAS SET-UP EARLIER!!!

 

Masters: POP IS DEAD!! HE’S GOTTA BE!!! POP IS LYING IN THE BROKEN WRECKAGE OF THE LADDER AND THOUSANDS OF PIECES OF GLASS!!! And Colin now grabs the bag he pull down from earlier and pours out …HUNDREDS OF TACKS AND NAILS!!! THERES TACKS AND NAILS BEING POURED OUT IN THE RING!! And Colin now steps out of the ring, which is easy with no wall in the way and Colin lifts up a motionless POP and dumps him back into the ring….this isn’t going to be good!

 

Stew: And Colin now smirks as he grabs POP into a vertical suplex position ….COLIN GOING FOR THE BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE TACKS AND NAILS!! BUT THE DAMAGE IN COLINS LEG AND POPS WEIGHT CAUSES HIM TO DROP POP AND POP INSTANTLY HITS BACK WITH A SNAP DDT ONTO THE TACKS AND NAILS!! COLIN GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE TACKS AND NAILS!!! BAH GAWD KANG!!!! AND POP DRAPES AN ARM OVER COLIN KALINE CHEST!!!

 

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!! SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Masters: WHAT??! HOW??!?! HOW ON GODS GREEN EARTH DID HE DO THAT…And POP is slowly, almost like a slug approaching his feet as he grabs Colin by both legs and …BLINDED BY THE SUCCESS!! THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! POPS GOING FOR IT!!! BUT COLIN GRABS A HANDFUL OF THE TACKS AND NAILS AND THROWS HIM AT POPS FACE!!! DEAR GOD!!! POP HAS TACKS AND NAILS STUCK IN HIS FACE BUT HE HOLDS ON AND TURNS COLIN OVER, BLINDED BY THE SUCCESS IS LOCKED IN!! BTTS ON THE TACKS AND NAILS, COLIN IS LYING IN TACKS AND NAILS AS COLIN IS TRYING TO HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE!!! COLIN IS TRYING TO INCH TO THOSE ROPES, SLOWLY AND SLOWLY …

 

Stew: BUT POP SWITCHES THE BTTS FROM A SHARPSHOOTER INTO A CROSSFACE!! THIS IS HOW HE BEAT ADV AND HBB, TWO OF THE TOUGHEST MEN IN EAW HISTORY!!! BUT COLIN ROLLS IT OVER AND POP IS LYING IN THE NAILS AND TACKS NOW, THEY ARE DIGGING INTO HIS SPINE AND HE HAS TO LET GO!! POP is rolling in pain, trying to get them off his spine as Colin is motionless and POP is the one who is getting to his feet and looks at the glass wallz before looking to climb it again! And POP is nearing the top of the Glass Wallz as he looks for some type of weapon of massive destruction…

 

Masters: And POP grabs a wooden bat, POP has a wooden bat in his hands as he looks else around and sees lighter fluid! And POP pours the lighter fluid on the wooden bat as IT ERUPTS INTO FLAMES!! BUT POP ISN’T TRYING TO CLIMB DOWN …HE’S LOOKING AT COLIN WITH THOSE DEATHLY EYES, I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE’S GONNA DO STEW!! POP TURNS HIS BACK TOWARDS COLIN ON THE TOP OF THOSE GLASS WALLZ WITH THE FLAMING BAT IN HAND AND…POP LEAPSSSSSS OFFF THE FUCKING GLASS WALLZ WITH A FATAL CROSS WITH THE FLAMING BAT!!! AND IT CONNECTS!! BOTH MEN GET DRIVEN INTO THE NAILS, INTO THE TACKS, INTO THE FLAMING BAT!!! BAH GAWWWWWDDDD!!!!!!!

 

Stew: AND POP IS LYING ON TOP OF COLIN!!! COVER!!!

 

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Stew: BUT NO!!!! BELLA DIVED IN AT THE LAST MILSECOND AND BROKE THE COVER, CMON!!! GODDAMN YOU BELLA, SHE JUST SAVED COLIN FROM LOSING!!! NEITHER OF THESE MEN CAN EVEN MOVE ANYMORE!!! And POP is near motionless, he’s got tacks, nails, blood and burn marks all over his body as Bella checks on Colin, trying to wake him up and help him win this match…And POP is moving a limb,he’s moving his legs somehow, the will to survive is keeping POP moving! He’s coughing blood, he’s vomiting blood, god this is too violent!

 

Masters: And Colin is slowly moving too, POP is getting onto his knees but BELLA PICKS UP THE BARBED WIRE 2X4 AND SWINGS IT AT POP!!! BUT POP GRABS THE PIZZA SLICER AND SLICES BELLA RIGHT IN THE STOMACH!! HE SLICED HIS OWN WIFE!!! BELLA DROPS THE 2X4 AND IS LOOKING ON IN SHOCK AS BLOOD IS RUSHING OUT OF HER STOMACH, GET HER HELP!!! POP IS SLOWLY GETTING TO HIS FEET BUT COLIN SWINGS HIM AROUND AND BOOTS POP IN THE MID-SECTION…AND HE LIFTS POP UP FOR A BRAINBUSTER!!!!!! IT CONNECTS AS POP IS DRIVEN INTO THE TACKS AND NAILS!!! HEAD FIRST!!!!!!!!

 

Stew: AND COLIN DRAPES HIS ARM OVER POP!!! SURELY!!! SURELY THIS IS IT!!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!

 

ONE!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

 

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner AND NEEEWWWWWWWWWW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION….COLLLLIIINN KAAALLLINNEEEEEE!!!

 

Masters: HE’S DONE IT!!! COLIN HAS FINALLY REACHED THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN!!! HE’S BEEN HELD BACK BY THE SYSTEM, BY EVERYBODY FOR SO LONG BUT TONIGHT HE HAS WON THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! WHAT A MATCH, WHAT A WAR!!!

 

Stew: What a show it has been, we’ve seen the return of Christy Cruise, Robbie V and Ashten Cross along with a NEW World Champion! Tune into Dynasty for all the fall out to this!

 

( EAW logo buzzes )

 

( Camera pans to black )